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Don't blink... Don't look away and DON'T BLINK! or I will kill you >:-) Go on, I dare ya
Welcome one welcome all to Spams Site Mark 2! Before you enter there are a few safety rules I would like to go over with you....
Ok Number One. Please do not try to contact Spam or anyone else on this site. There are no contact details on this site. No numbers, no addresses, no Emails NOTHING BUT NAMES AND OCCASIONALLY PICTURES.
Number Two. If you have a problem with anything on my site DEAL WITH IT! I am not here to settle your every wim! This is MY site if you don't like it MAKE YOUR OWN OR PISS OFF!
And finally Number Three. Do not even think of leaving this site without even glimpsing at the large number of stories on this site! They are there to be red people! ME AND MY FRIENDS DON'T WRITE THEM FOR YOU TO LOOK AT THE TITLE THEN SAY "eh sounds shit" AND PISS OFF! -_- I'm watching you all... I know where you live.....
Thank you for your paitence. Now please click the rather large button marked 'ENTER' and you will be on your way! Buh bye now! Oh yeah and please note the shoutbox below the Enter button isn't there for your petty arguments, nor for your complaints for the threats in this text box. Thank You! Have a nice day, someplace else! And remember! Smile! Its only gonna get worse!
-:Spam.Eagle.Eye.Turtle:-
Ok Number One. Please do not try to contact Spam or anyone else on this site. There are no contact details on this site. No numbers, no addresses, no Emails NOTHING BUT NAMES AND OCCASIONALLY PICTURES.
Number Two. If you have a problem with anything on my site DEAL WITH IT! I am not here to settle your every wim! This is MY site if you don't like it MAKE YOUR OWN OR PISS OFF!
And finally Number Three. Do not even think of leaving this site without even glimpsing at the large number of stories on this site! They are there to be red people! ME AND MY FRIENDS DON'T WRITE THEM FOR YOU TO LOOK AT THE TITLE THEN SAY "eh sounds shit" AND PISS OFF! -_- I'm watching you all... I know where you live.....
Thank you for your paitence. Now please click the rather large button marked 'ENTER' and you will be on your way! Buh bye now! Oh yeah and please note the shoutbox below the Enter button isn't there for your petty arguments, nor for your complaints for the threats in this text box. Thank You! Have a nice day, someplace else! And remember! Smile! Its only gonna get worse!
-:Spam.Eagle.Eye.Turtle:-
